Welcome to Rob’s Homepage

  • Eww Bitch.

    You Stink.

  • Fuck Merrill

    The Pokemon, I mean. Not like that…

  • I am gay

    J/K

  • No but seriously.

    When’s the last time you saw me with a woman?

Personal

My personal website consists of… this. So far, anyway.

I’m like, at least 50% bird DNA. Just ask my father, Larry Bird.
— Larry Bird's child